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My daughter had an assignment in school which was to identify one of the things she would do right now if she could. She said she would build PET MANSIONS all over the world. Stray dogs and cats and whatever else, would have a lavish place to live. There would be doggie butlers,  cat cooks and bird groomers. These pets would be personally bathed and just live and have fun. So would travel all over the world giving them their shots and check ups.

Awwwwwwwwwwww. How sweet.

So that got me to thinking. What would I do if God would let me and I came up with a list that is pretty interesting.

  1. I would end hunger. There is absolutely no reason why anyone should be hungry.
  2. To support number 1, I would plant fruit and vegetable trees on every vacant lot in every country.
  3. I would end child marriage.
  4. I would erase from history any law that says women and children are property.
  5. I would schedule it to rain from Midnight to 5am. Three days a week.
  6. I would allow women the option of scheduling their menstrual cycles.
  7. I would end all menstrual cycles upon request.
  8. Any man who had a child that he did not support emotionally, physically and financially would be stoned to death. No, set on fire.
  9. Any body part that comes in contact with a woman without her expressed permission would disintegrate immediately.
  10. Women would receive 1 spa day every time one of their children said Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, consecutively.
  11. Every veteran would  be given a tiny house and an electric car.
  12. I would end pay disparities among men and women.
  13. The word Bossy would be removed from all languages.
  14. Every person who wanted a college education would receive a college education for free with the commitment that they would be life volunteers for an agency of their choice.
  15. Vagina’s would electric shock all ignorant penises and tongues.

 

Dana Lena'
All About Auspicious Living

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